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The Good, The Bad... and the Really Ugly...
Gnathan the Gnome - Sometimes Stemkins cohort in crime... other times his fierce antagonist... this valiant Gnome of
the long, flourescent-lighted halls doesn't usually get away with his antics. Last time we saw him he
was headed upstate after being convicted of phone harassment. We have no doubt he will soon manage to escape.
Wishty the Woodland Wehok lives under a large, door-size log in the SouthWestern corners of the realm, not
far from Gnathan the Gnome. Stemkin the Dwarf and Gnathan the Gnome have been known to rally army's to attack Fort Wishty,
but to little avail. Wishty spends most of her time defending her den from falling, basketball-orange acorns
but occasionally she will stealthily enter enemy territory and attempt to de-throne Stemkin and his minions.
Steinky holes up in the darkest corners of the realm where little else but the stench of moldy sandwiches and stolen
candy permeate the air. Steinky uses his powers of diversion and mild forms of karate to protect his land from Stemkin
the Dwarf. An occasional truce between lands has been known to happen for trading and other economically sound reasons,
but peace rarely lasts. The luring smells wafting from his home are often more than Stemkin can bear to ignore.
Brentigops guards the marshes of mayhem, just to the far side of Steinky's Den. Beware his friendly and unusually
pleasant demeanor... for behind this facade resides an un-seen wrath. His mysterious past keeps those around
him in fear, never knowing what his next move might be...
King Way is the powerful overlord of Stemkin Land. Constantly striving to keep Stemkin from destroying
things, he is forced to occasionally smite Stemkin with his powers in order to stop him. During times of great
unrest, King Way can always be counted on by his followers to be a source of both knowledge and small, somewhat expired food-stuffs.
The smaller creatures of Stemkin Land cower in awe when in his presence and wonder at his ability to harness the powers of
Stemkin, Steinky and Brentigops and put them to use for the greater good.
This is Donkey. From Shrek.
Frosta Reed lives in lands beyond the outer realm where ice hangs from every precipice, even though she tries to heat
the area above 30 degrees with crafty spells and devices. With the gift of mysterious tracking devices (or perhaps a
crystal ball) she seems to always know where all of the subjects of StemkinLand are at ALL times.
Do not make her angry, for this formidable Goddess of the Ice world can turn enemies into a large round snowball with
the flick of her wrist.
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